Shmafety Shmirst

Safety first!
It's rule number one, no sacrifice too big
Safety first!
What good is love, freedom, or fun if your dead?!
Safety first!
Security is a drug that calms any nervous heart
Safety first!
I like to see a uniform, tucked in and looking smart
Safety first!
Of course you can see my papers!
Safety first!
Oh, it looks like I left them in the house,
would you please excuse m-
Safety first!
But officer, you can't be serious, I pay my taxes!
Safety first!
And besides, I'm... I'm... I'm white!
Safety first!
I swear to you, I've done nothing but watch TV
for the past ten years!
Safety first!
No seriously, every night I fix up a plate of
chicken and corn and I watch TV!
Safety first!
There's corn and chicken at the interrogation?
Safety first!
I suppose this is for the best
Safety first!
Aggressive questioning? Like torture? Well,
I guess you have to put-
Safety first!